if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking
Shaving your legs. More like yoga in the shower with razor blades.
isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”
one time i left my twitter logged in on a school computer and someone tweeted on my account “im gay” and i was like jokes on you buddy
urban dictionary has saved me from asking so many awkward questions